Well, let's see.
Desktop (Ryzen 2700x, 32gb, 2TB superfast SSD, 4TB other disk, 32" and 24" screens)
4x4TB NAS set up in RAID5 (95% full because disk always is)
I think around 4 laptops? I may have lost one somewhere. Mostly using the 17" HP one.
A pile of android dev hardware
3 tablets, too many phones
Raspberry Pi (one a these days imma build a MAME arcade setup from it)
9 virtual machines, 8 running 24/7 with about 20 cores and quite a bit of RAM and disk split between them
plus assorted bits and bobs
I may have gone slightly overboard with this shit but in my defense, I use most of it regularly.